Can we get an Oprah in here?
Posted by:glitterboy1230 Derrick Mann 2272 days ago 
More on our Trainer with the roaving hips. It seems that his future Suzie homemaekr has decided to forgive him ...Aw isn't that nice. So, I guess the engagement is on and they will be living in wedded bliss sometime in the near future. But, I do have to say this: If your man cheats or is appearing to be acheater even before you marry him. Ask yourself what is wrong with me. There are plenty of good men out theree who want a good woman and don't need to contnue window shopping with the option og buying.
So, lets crack this up to poor or low self esteem and call Oprah on this one
Good luck Suzie
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Keep it in your pants
Posted by:glitterboy1230 Derrick Mann 2272 days ago
It's a well known fact that in the fitness industry there is a gray line between my trainer and my lover. Often this line is crossed with disastrous effects. Normally at a location in west caldwell , New jersey this line is near crossed or hardly at all. Not because there is not enough randy men and women walking around. they just don't play it that way in that part of NJ. but, recently a new bold trainer has step on the stage offering his clients not only exercise but that something extra that a man can offer a woman, (or man to man etc) himself..The only problem with this is that if you are getting engaged on valentines day maybe its not a good idea to pass around your candy stick. So, the candy stick was passed and consumed by an eager subject and they had bliss for all of 15 -20 minutes. The funny thing about bliss sometimes it changes to a blister. And that is what surely happened when the future owner of the candy stick found why miss future Suzie home maker did what ever woman or man should do in the situation. Grab a sharp object and think Hmm what should I cut off. In a rage that I am sure made the sun envious she took that sharp object and went to his pretty little rod and slashed not 1 but all four of his tires.. This should be a lesson to all those who cheat Hide your valuables if you live not to far from work and get tire protection
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Park and ride
Posted by:glitterboy1230 Derrick Mann 2272 days ago
What does a person do when on break at work? hmm go for lunch, read a book or find an available eager employee to spend some precious time with. It seems that one such employee at this West caldwell fitness center decided to go for the latter and really get to know his fellow employee. Even though the temp was barely above freezing and even though the two were scrounged crunched and packed into her car like tuna in a can. The two proceeded to learn all there is to know about each other without speaking..Well words. It just goes to show you that there is no time like the present to get to know your fellow man or woman till next time
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Wheels belong on the ground
Posted by:glitterboy1230 Derrick Mann 2279 days ago
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a new contestant in this years' smack em up, shake em down car derby. this very attractive salesperson has an issue with the ground espcially when he is driving. it seems he can't keep himself from getting flipped over and knocked around. No normally that is a good thing if your in a car only if the car doesn't move much. But this man likes it roudgher than most. he has been at the aformentoned location not a year and it seems no truck wants him to go to work.Flipping him over and theknocking him and his ride into a ple.
I just want to say if he offers you a ride home ....Walk
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can he bed them all
Posted by:glitterboy1230 Derrick Mann 2279 days ago
a Very Available and attractive PT at a well know fitness club in w.caldwell nj has been roomered to be sleeping with a host of women lately.
It is said that he sleeps with four differnt one. there is no shame in his game he does not descrimanate. From Management to member he will do them all.
I just wnat to know what is his secret for this display of masculine prowess. Viagra? Cialis? Levitra? healthy living/ Could it be he doesn't drink has never smoked and the only drugs he has taken is st. john
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