Keep it in your pants

It's a well known fact that in the fitness industry there is a gray line between my trainer and my lover. Often this line is crossed with disastrous effects. Normally at a location in west caldwell , New jersey this line is near crossed or hardly at all. Not because there is not enough randy men and women walking around. they just don't play it that way in that part of NJ. but, recently a new bold trainer has step on the stage offering his clients not only exercise but that something extra that a man can offer a woman, (or man to man etc) himself..The only problem with this is that if you are getting engaged on valentines day maybe its not a good idea to pass around your candy stick. So, the candy stick was passed and consumed by an eager subject and they had bliss for all of 15 -20 minutes. The funny thing about bliss sometimes it changes to a blister. And that is what surely happened when the future owner of the candy stick found why miss future Suzie home maker did what ever woman or man should do in the situation. Grab a sharp object and think Hmm what should I cut off. In a rage that I am sure made the sun envious she took that sharp object and went to his pretty little rod and slashed not 1 but all four of his tires.. This should be a lesson to all those who cheat Hide your valuables if you live not to far from work and get tire protection