Wheels belong on the ground

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a new contestant in this years' smack em up, shake em down car derby. this very attractive salesperson has an issue with the ground espcially when he is driving. it seems he can't keep himself from getting flipped over and knocked around. No normally that is a good thing if your in a car only if the car doesn't move much. But this man likes it roudgher than most. he has been at the aformentoned location not a year and it seems no truck wants him to go to work.Flipping him over and theknocking him and his ride into a ple. I just want to say if he offers you a ride home ....Walk